okok fine! i noe this is just PART of the clarinet! but i just find this picture pretty ok. and since u dunno how it looks like u should already go bang ur head against the wall. but instead of doing that to u or reporting u to the police for criminalish stupidy (or both), i have nicely decided to post that picture up for u. and u noe blogger upload sucks. so my point? i am nice and forgiving.

ok so the NEXT part of cla's awesome lesson of how great the clarinet is and if u don't think so u should die, is: why it is so great.

in case ur thinking that the next part will just be another shitload of my crap like the above, i would like to say whatever. just read on! :D

truth #1: the trumpets are technically err, the clarinets' enemies.

truth #2: we are awesomer than them.

truth #3: we are gonna take over the band! (YESSSSS! :D)

urban definition of a clarinet:

1. The woodwind version of a trumpet(as far as parts are concerned).

2. Proof that God cares about us.

3. God's own instrument.

4. The most dedicated section in band.

5. Something only intelligent people are capable of playing.

6. Rival of the flute section in marching band, and secretly plan to take over the woodwind section after the flute line is demolished.

and being the ahem, good history student i am, i would like to cite support and give examples if u still don't believe me.

Ex. 1

Trumpet Player 1: The clarinets are playing our part better than we are.

Trumpet Player 2: I know, maybe we should switch.

Ex. 2

Devil: To torture these poor mortals I'll create the trumpet.

God: To show mercy on these people, I'll create an instrument that is the most heavenly of all. I'll call it a clarinet.

Ex. 3

Minister praying: God, what instrument do you play?

God: My servant, I play the clarinet.

Ex 4.

Clarinetist: I think I should practice till my lips bleed, so I can mske All-State.

Ex 5.

Trumpet Player: I got an 850 on my SAT and I play trumpet.

Clarinet Player: I got a perfect 2400, and I Play clarinet.

Ex 6.

Flute Section Leader: Ok flutes, we have to step up our game, against those clarinet players. They're kicking our ass on the field.

Clarinet Section Leader: Clarinets, yall have nothing to worry about. Now when practice is over, remember where we hid our mace, tar and feathers, and assume positions. Then we'll take over the marching band, and then the world...mwahahahahahahhaahahhahahah.

conclusion? the clarinet is awesome and is a piece of evidence to show that God loves us.

p/s: shit, i actually enjoyed blogging.

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♥JAMIE!

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